Gene Simmons has many fans worldwide but none love him more than a cow who decided to be his doppleganger. On July 28th a baby cow was born at a ranch in Texas and the resemblance to the Kiss Gene is outstanding. Gene Simmons himself responded to it on Twitter saying “it looks exactly like Kiss rocker Gene Simmons” which I thought was funny. The fact that the cow had his tongue sticking out and someone actually got a picture of it just makes this whole situation freaking great.
There was a rumor for a long time that Gene actually had a Cow tongue attached to his tongue to make it that long. I’m not sure how true that is but it might explain why Cows worship him. He’ll never have to buy milk again for the rest of his life because Cows are just gonna be Mooing all the way to his place and milking themselves. Alright this article is getting a little weird but I don’t care cause that’s how I role and it’s what makes people enjoy my website EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!
When I was a kid I was scared of Kiss. Seeing that blood drip out of them and the face paint and the tongue. I grew up loving serial killer movies so for me to be scared of Kiss says a lot. They brought rock n roll to life. They were larger than life characters that oozed through the television screen to give us every ounce of energy they had. Looking back now I can see why they were a big deal and still are.